Dogma: Directed by Kevin Smith. So, we're introduced to how Jay and "hetero life-mate" Silent Bob first met. Jay: Jay: Holden: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. Behind the Scenes Featurette All too brief clips of previous Kevin Smith movies, including the sublime "Clerks", remind you of a sharp talent now bloated out into self-referential comedy hell. The movie seemed designed specifically for my warped sense of humor. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. It was like watching "Batman & Robin" all over again. I'm the pie fucker. Whillenholly: Get the Backstage Pass and enjoy an instant 10% discount off your in-store and online purchases. Kaboom, you little stoner fucks! Holy shit, dude. It's never "Hey! Chaka: Hooper: Sissy: Hey shove it, Bounce-boy. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: No, but it's Miramax. Three days to stop that fucking movie from getting made. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. Fuck! God from Kevin Smith's previous film, Dogma, closes a book labeled "Askewniverse" which is the fictional universe that many of Kevin Smith's movies take place in. Last 3 plays: kylemartins99 . WHO'S STUPID NOW, DIRTY SHEEP FUCKER! Watch What Roles Has Matt Damon Turned Down? [with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing] Brodie: And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to claim the movie money the deserve. Matt Damon: [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. Jay: New Runtime : 2 hour 08 Mins. We at View Askew respect the noble Platypus, and it is not our intention to slight these stupid creatures in any way. Passerby: Man, that shit was so gay - fucking eighties style. Willenholly, not wanting to face the political repercussions of "arresting a gay couple", lets them leave but quickly catches on and resumes pursuit. . [on "Bluntman and Chronic: The Movie"] I feel for you boys, I really do. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. I don't like the sound of them apples, Will. Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street? Silent Bob: I'll give you half of what I make. Your shit is really getting tired, Justice. Jay: Don't be so suburban. Chaka: It was just a diversion so we could steal these. That's pretty funny. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Quotes Showing all 141 items Holden : If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Jay throws Brent out of the van to get closer to Justice, to whom he is attracted. ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Well, if we were gay, that's certainly the way I'd see it. Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. In an earlier test screening of "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back" the discussion between Marshall Willenholly and the Boulder Police about the search for Jay, Silent Bob and the missing orangutang was much longer. Gus Van Sant: You need two hands. There is a newer version of this item: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back [Blu-ray] $34.99 (4,241) Only 1 left in stock - order soon. [Jay and Silent Bob are hitchhiking on a road late at night]. They didn't really steal the monkey. Justice: The monkey will spank us! Be smooth. Good luck! The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie.The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. Jesus loves the little children Angel Jay: Don't you ever want anything more for yourself? film studio name : Dimension. Jesus, you're not even trying anymore are you? [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. He's got a great sense of humor. Jay looks to Bob, they nod at each other and--Jay and Silent Bob, join Morris Day and the TIME onstage, and dance us out to the coda, which reads--CODA Bluntman and Chronic Strike Back went on to . Get the fuck off her. Chrissy: Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Extended Scene - YouTube This is an extended scene not featured in any of the releases. I think I would recognize an ape if I saw one and the only thing I see right now is a political fiasco that I'm about to avoid by letting this buttfuckin' Brady Bunch go! Jay: No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Because I'm going to blast that flick on the internet tonight. Guide to Morris Day and the Time Don't know anything about this funk band? Will you fuck me when you get out? Jay: They gotta break into Provasik now. Director: Kevin Smith OVERALL: Draw. I miss dating a lesbian. Say, what's all this talk about farting? The View Askewniverse is a fictional universe created by writer/director Kevin Smith, featured in several films, comics and a television series; it is named for Smith's production company, View Askew Productions.The characters Jay and Silent Bob appear in almost all the View Askewniverse media, and characters from one story often reappear or are referred to in others. [his first words] Uh, Chaka? Lonely. Steve-Dave Pulasti: Why can't Hollywood make a decent comic book movie? Jay: The scenes deemed particularly offensive included Jay's vehement refusal of giving oral sex to a male driver when hitchhiking, and Jay chastising Silent Bob for being willing to perform fellatio on him to get the security guard to let them go. Your Momma's going to try to score. The honeymoon's over. And they're not the leaders of the C.L.I.T. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? What's with the knife, we havin' cake or something? Hooker #2: Fuck! Gay, straight it's all the same now. Something sweet, ya big goof. [takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff]. Shallow Hal: Behind the scenes shots of various crew members are shown. You mean the guys in that Prince movie? What are we gonna do? See production, box office & company info. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam! On his podcast Jay & Silent Bob Get Old, Kevin Smith explained at length about how much of a "headache" the film was to make, mostly owing to Jason Mewes's drug and alcohol abuse turning him into a "ticking time bomb", which threatened to shut the project down at any moment. Jay: 'Tube Of Wonderful' was previously used as the theme song from Smith's 1997 film Chasing Amy. Prices on FYE.com do not reflect pricing in FYE retail stores. Holy shit. Silent Bob: James Van Der Beek: Jay: That's right. There are a few outtakes worth seeking out in this featurette, but the rest is dreck. Chaka: Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Suzanne beats up the actors, knocking them out, and Jay and Silent Bob assume the roles. Comedy The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is based on real-life stoners Jay and Silent Bob, so when they get no profit from a big-screen adaptation, they set out to wreck the movie. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus. He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. So? Banky: Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Would you stop saying that? Actually, there's a funny story behind that. 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Widescreen (Enhanced); Soundtracks: English Dolby Digital 5.1, French Dolby Digital 5.1; Subtitles: English (SDH), Spanish; deleted scenes; audio commentary by Smith, Mewes, others; deleted scenes; gag reel; photo galleries; featurettes; TV spots; music videos; storyboards; more. They don't? Y'know, I don't get you, Justice. You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Holden: Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets! Hey. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? Whillenholly: Reg Hartner: Your guide to Kevin Smith's View Askewniverse, St. Peter and Paul Catholic Church - Larimer Avenue, Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA. The film was originally titled View Askew 5 and the title was changed to Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Let's remember who talked who into doing this shit in the first place. There they are! And we do want to say to the people at home, the clit is not something to be played with. [singing] I mean, ya gotta grow man. [15], Roger Ebert gave the film 3 out of 4 stars, writing that "[w]hether you will like 'Jay and Silent Bob' depends on who you are Kevin Smith's movies are either made specifically for you, or specifically not made for you". I AM THE C.L.I.T. Okay, play it cool, hot shot. [They both take a beat and look at the camera]. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. Angel slaps Jay with his harp]. I don't really wanna die. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. Uh, three by my count, but close. I can't believe I'm gonna get some pussy for stealin' the monkey. Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out, but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? Fred: Jay's Fantasy Sequence depicting his Conspiracy Theory of apes taking over the world, complete with a shot of a pair of chimps hanging outside a Quick Stop dressed as Jay and Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a 2001 American satirical stoner buddy comedy film written, co-edited, and directed by Kevin Smith and produced and co-edited by Scott Mosier. En route, they befriend an animal liberation group: Justice, Sissy, Missy, Chrissy, and Brent. Silent Bob's Mother: Whillenholly: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. Smith announced in February 2017 that he was writing a sequel called Jay and Silent Bob Reboot and started filming in February 2019[3][4][5][6] and was released on October 15 that same year. Yo, this motherfucker ain't one of us. Poor Dante. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. [Looks down] GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Whillenholly: Taste the booger flavor. Oh Yeah! The film is the fifth set in the View Askewniverse, a growing collection of characters and settings that developed out of Smith's cult-favorite Clerks. A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. There are no more lines. Packed. Two reasons. Whillenholly: You the man. Daphne: ^ Will Ferrell would later star in the 2009 film adaptation of Land of the Lost as Dr. Rick Marshall alongside Danny McBride as Will Stanton and Anna Friel as Holly Cantrell. Jay and Silent Bob spend their royalty money locating everyone who expressed negative opinions on the internet about the movie and their characters, including children and clergy, and travel to assault them. It's the new millennium. Damn. "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Then I want you to fuckin' flick my nuts while your friend spanks me off in the same Dixie cup that Silent Bob jizzed in. No, it always comes back to that fucking pie! You're like a child. Original Runtime : 1 hour 44 Mins. Look, man. Chaka's Production Assistant: It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Hey, watch the language, little boy. Chrissy: Hey look, I'm sorry I dragged you away from whatever-gay-serial-killers-who-ride-horses-and-like-to-play-golf-touchy-feely-picture you're supposed to be doing this week. Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? James Van Der Beek: [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] Though it'll go without saying ten minutes or so into these proceedings, View Askew would like to state that this film is - from start to finish - a work of comedic fantasy, not to be taken seriously. Hardcore fans may glean something from the rest of the material on this DVD release, but there's no getting away from the fact that this is lazy, mediocre content to dish-up. After that, I want to smell your titties for a while, and you can pull my nutsack up over my dick so it looks like a bullfrog. Jay: No, you the man, and that's the problem. All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Jay: [to Silent Bob after being hit below the belt by Cocknocker] Holy Shit. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Angel Jay: A deleted scene has the duo watch a Daredevil movie being filmed. Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). And this is your finger, far away from the pulse, jammed straight up your ass. How about this deal- he'll suck my dick while you watch and jerk off. R. . I play Bluntman, aka Silent Bill. Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. That was just another paean to male adolescence and its refusal to grow up. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: [2], The film grossed $11 million in its opening weekend, finishing third at the box office behind two other comedy sequels, American Pie 2 ($12.5 million) and Rush Hour 2 ($11.6 million). Shaggy: The filmmaker, who has been telling stories with the characters of Jay and Silent Bob since 1994's Clerks, used the latest movie -- his first one in the shared universe of Clerks, Mallrats,. Where we taking it from, Gus? The other thieves arrive and a climactic final battle ensues. Fuck, Biggs, did you even READ the script? Justice: Willenholly declares the crime an act of terrorism and calls for backup to hunt "the two most dangerous men on the planet.". And that body? I'm saying if you were a sheep, would you fuck a sheep, if you were another sheep? Silent Bob shakes his head]. Jay: So what can a smooth pimp daddy like myself do to help the animals? Jay: Compare. Don't tell me your thinking of whipping your dick at that fine piece of woman, are you? Jason Biggs: Jay and Silent Bob take their drug-dealing, prankster ways too far and lose their spot in front of the Quick Stop.In this scene: Jay (Jason Mewes), Silent Bob (Kevin Smith), Randal Graves (Jeff Anderson), Dante Hicks (Brian O'Halloran)About Jay and Silent Bob Strike BackWhen best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, they head for Hollywood to claim the big movie money they deserve. Additional Extra Features Also on disc two are trailers, stills galleries, music videos, and cast and crew filmographies. Oh, that's it, honey! Miramax Security Guard Gordon: The comic "Bluntman and Chronic" is adapted for the big-screen by Hollywood without the permission of the real-life stoner icons of CLERKS Jay and Silent Bob. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $12.99 ID: aec.mimx1000803435dvd Format DVD Blu-ray Disc Condition Used Availability: In Stock Add to Cart Add to Wishlist Synopsis Kevin Smith closes the book-literally-on his slacker reprobates with this fifth entry in his "View Askewniverse." Last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43, Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation, Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Is Kevin Smiths New Film, Clerks III and Mallrats 2 Are Dead, "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot' Set To Start Filming This Summer", "Jay And Silent Bob Reboot Movie Shooting This Year", "Jay and Silent Bob Reboot Begins Filming in Early 2019", "KEVIN SMITH REVEALS 'JAY AND SILENT BOB REBOOT' DETAILS AND RELEASE DATE", "Kevin Smith Marks 'Jay and Silent Bob Reboot' Production Start with Behind-the-Scenes Photo", "Kevin Smith to Write Hit-Girl Miniseries", "The Entire Jay And Silent Bob Story Finally Explained", "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Movie Review", "FILM REVIEW; Hitchhiking in a Hurry: What Does That Tell You? The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. Then I want to pinky you while I stick in your fuckin' friend's brown, while Silent Bob watches, and fuckin' spanks it in a Dixie cup. But funny. Holden: Jay And Silent Bob Strike Back When best buddies Jay and Silent Bob discover that a major motion picture is being based on their likenesses, the dopey duo head for hollywood to. Oh my God. Jay: All right, gang, let's just shoot some tear gas into the diner, and then when the guys come out with the monkey, we'll Fuckbeans. You wouldn't last A DAY on the Creek. [after pulling a very long pube out of his teeth] It features the 2001 Afroman hit, "Because I Got High", whose music video featured the characters Jay and Silent Bob. Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too. Just take it from "It's a good course.". The hell with this. Jay: [getting into the van] [cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him]. Why? The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. Okay men let's shoot some tear gas into the diner and when they come out we'll Fuck beans! Oh Yeah! Banky: Fuckin' smokin'! That's the ape. You used to be into all this girl stuff. Jay: Hitchhiker: When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. [after tossing Brent out of the van] Jason Mewes looks back on Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back and the View Askewniverse to celebrate the buddy comedy's 20th anniversary. Here's your coffee sir. Okay, here's the deal. A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Look at me. Whillenholly: Following an advance screening of the film, former GLAAD media director Scott Seomin asked Smith to make a $10,000 donation to the Matthew Shepard Foundation, as well as to include a reference to GLAAD's cause in the ending credits.[25][26]. What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Jay: This revised second edition provides an introduction to the phonetics and phonology of English. [17] Scott Tobias of The A.V. I know it's in there! Just stand there, and react. Mua-ha-ha-ha! [to a customer at his comic shop, bending a comic's spine]. Brodie Bruce is a fictional character played by Jason Lee in the Kevin Smith films Mallrats and Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. I must be the craftiest motherfucker alive. Jason Biggs: Its time I get my black ass out of here. Come on, Silent Bob. Thank you and enjoy the show. Hey, little man! Two years later, Ben Affleck starred in Daredevil, which had a cameo from Kevin Smith. Oh, now you're the director. Reg Hartner: Say, would you like a chocolate covered pretzel? Watch Jay and Silent Bob: Rebooted & Revealed. Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. Oh sweet irony!
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